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After all the hope. The fragile dreams of glory. The talk of setting up a dynasty that might rule for generations. We’re left with this: Jordan boozes with Dane: Banned Pete’s rage at wife. Yes, it is the Mill’s sad duty to report on the further public dissolution of the entirely plausible Jordan/Andre union, plus the frankly bizarre reappearance of dough-faced R’n’B sensation Dane Bowers. Even worse, this morning the Mill also finds itself obliged for the sake of form to report on the fall-out from last night’s seedy, cynical, made-for-TV meeting in Rome between Manchester United and Barcelona, which turned out in the end to be no more than a tired old tabloid formulation of English football club meets foreign football club who never give the ball back, before spending $950 new celine us 9 an hour or so swearing and looking disappointed.
„RON RAGE,“ rages the Sun this morning, as well as, more interestingly, „Argie Ace is Leo Slayer,“ nicely invoking the entirely relevant figure of a Sussex-based 1970s cod-disco gnome.
Happily life does go on. The rumour still flourishes in the most barren of soils, bringing hope where previously there were just uneasy dreams about being pursued endlessly a troupe of scurrying Catalan midfield goblins. And like Kevin Costner in The Postman, delivering hope to a post-apocalyptic band of handsomely bedraggled Americans with his simple sack of good cheer, the Mill also has some largely irrelevant information with which we might begin to build some kind of society, even amid the wreckage of the house of Andre and the other thing.
For example, the news that Chelsea are „locked in talks“ to buy Franck Ribéry of Bayern Munich for £43m, as the Sun reports.
Also, Jose Mourinho $1900 celine drape front cap sleeve wrap crepe tunic blouse mini dress 36 is planning to spend £8m-worth of real money on Elano. Yes, that Elano, who has „impressed Mourinho with his versatility“, presumably a reference to his ability to disappear entirely, induce hair-tearing frustration right across $3100 celine medium luggage phantom handbag metallic blue calf the entire midfield and even from his seat slumped on the bench in a woolly hat behind the Scandinavian sub goalie.
Bolton and Blackburn are „fighting“ – not proper fighting where you roll around on the floor gouging and grunting until one of you gets too tired to carry on, but the kind of fighting where you stand quite near each other saying stuff and maybe jostling a bit and making faux-Karate poses until someone $3k bnwt celine peachy tuxedo 2010 resort collection sz 38 finally steps in and says „lads, let it go“ and you have to pretend to be disappointed and still cross – over Chile international Matias Fernández, who plays for Villarreal and has $2700 authentic celine trapeze tricolor small black green cream luggage tote bag long hair and delicate, girlish features.
Elsewhere „Sulaiman Al Fahim and his AAA consortium“, the entirely plausible and sensible Middle Eastern businessmen who now own Portsmouth „have huge plans for the club and want to out-do Manchester City in the spending stakes“. Are there more of these people out there, the Mill wonders? Is there some kind of course you can do?
Arsène Wenger has kicked off his summer trolley grab with the ironical and self-parodying signing of 15-year-old Cheltenham youngster Jamie Edge, a 15-year-old Swiss centre-half called Martin Angham, and a four-year-old holding midfielder $810 celine paris flat sandal zipper front optic white leather slingback 36 from Gabon who, besides being the hottest infant-stage prodigy in West-Central Africa, can also recite the entire alphabet. One of these is possibly made up.
In the Mirror Liverpool have been making a series of simpering and ingratiating looks in the direction of Athletic Bilbao midfielder Javi Martinez, available for £10m. Aston Villa are lining up David Bentley and his strange, confused hair to bob about looking misleadingly purposeful on their right wing next season.
Sam Allardyce is all set to „make his second raid on Marseille“ like it, this time returning not just with a cheap leather jacket, some joss sticks, a bushel of lemons and a large cheese, but also Argentinian defender Renato Civelli crammed uncomfortably 0 celine bag 30 cm to inches into his overhead locker hand luggage.
According to Italian radio stations, as reported on Goal.com, Kaka is finally almost but not quite almost but not entirely a Real Madrid player, but could be perhaps maybe quite soon. The forgotten man of boring conversations about who the best player in the world is looks set $950 new celine us 11 eu 41 black leather platform wedges ankle sandals shoes bx to stand around grinning and holding a white shirt on a podium next to Villarreal’s Chilean coach, Manuel Pellegrini some time next week. Inter want Real’s Wesley Sneijder, but will not be offering a large, ragged brown paper parcel containing Maicon in return.
Milan are „interested“ in Luca Toni, but perhaps only in the same way the Mill is „interested“ in the behavioural patterns of South American tropical owl monkeys, without actually wanting to have one in its kitchen making a mess and falling over a lot. Roma are keen on Chievo’s goalkeeper, Stefano Sorrentino. Jeremy Mathieu of Toulouse says only „small details“ are stopping him moving to Valencia, perhaps the same kind of small details that keep getting in the way of 0 celine 173823ska 18cc to ounces the Mill’s headline leader-writer and roving high-end Hollywood orgy-correspondent switch to The New Yorker. And the great, gleaming cannonball head of Roberto Carlos is „in talks“ with Fluminense.