Wednesday’s rumours

Chelsea’s transfer turnstile is already spinning like Pete Burns in a teacup at a dodgy fairground.

Even more changeable than Skegness in the summertime, Hernan Crespo is once again hoping canada goose coat 1000 bulbs free to make like a Panini sticker and get swapped. The 30-year-old has expressed a desire to return to the more predictable pastures of Italian football while trading places with new Stamford canada goose coat – hybridge lite Bridge signing Andriy Shevchenko. „Sheva best place to buy a canada goose jacket in toronto has chosen to join Chelsea for the sake of his family,“ said Crespo. Well, that and £35 million quid. But the sticky situation in Serie A hasn’t put off the Argentina striker. „The match-fixing scandal has not helped the transfer market canadagoosecanadaoutlet.com,“ he said. „However I would rush back to play for Milan once again.“

Robert ‚The Robot‘ Huth is hoping for some first team action – as promised by David ‚Ice Man‘ Moyes – and will join pint-sized penalty expert Andy Johnson at Goodison Park.

Martin O’Neill turned down the chance to sample the fresh factory air buy canada goose jacket ebay on Teesside and now Boro chairman Steve Gibson is looking to Alan authentic canada goose outlet online Curbishley to add a dose of rock and roll to the Riverside.

Cutting short his trip to the seaside, Sir Alex Ferguson is set to don a dirty raincoat and binoculars in order to spy on transfer target Juan Roman Riquelme at the World Cup. Villarreal have slapped a £15 million price tag on the Argentina playmaker but United might be able to throw in a couple of egg cups and a tea cosy and barter them down to a measly £10m. Jermain Defoe is also on Fergie’s shopping list, apparently alongside Sir Alex’s former food-fighting arch-enemy Patrick Vieira, who is looking for a one-way ticket buying a canada goose jacket online out of Juve.

Newcastle manager Glenn Roeder is doing his best impression of a Big Brother contestant by making catty comments about supposed £5 million signing Sol Campbell. „I’ve worked with Sol at England and he’s talented but I’m not interested,“ Roeder revealed, using his advanced grasp of English grammar. „If we were to sign a central defender I’d be looking for a younger one.“ Saucer of milk, St James’s Park….

Liverpool are facing a fight to court the affections of Seville full-back Daniel Alves. Rafa Benitez had hoped to seal the deal with the 22-year-old in the can i put my canada goose jacket in the dryer next few weeks but Barcelona and AC Milan are also eyeing him up. And a sticky situation has engulfed another of Rafa’s targets, Mark are there any canada goose outlet stores Gonzalez. The Reds have submitted another work permit application for the young winger who, along with team-mate Reinaldo Naiva, was sent home from Chile’s recent friendly in Ireland after being caught in a hotel room with three girls. An incensed Gonzalez insisted: „Neither Navia or me were drunk and I average price for a canada goose buy canada goose jacket usa jacket have already explained that we were with three girls only giving them our autographs.“

Having left his post at Brentford, Martin ‚Mad Dog‘ Allen is set to bring his eccentric management style to Tranmere.

David O’Leary is keeping up the bumfluff quota in his Aston Villa squad by securing defender Liam Ridgewell’s signature for a further three years.

And Spurs have released defender Calum Davenport and hope to sign Portsmouth left-back Matthew Taylor for £2.5 million from ‚Arry’s Pompey plodders.